literally how does anyone not believe in aliens
are u really so anthropocentric that you think there are millions and billions and trillions of light years of the ever expanding universe but we’re the only life to possibly exist smh
What possesses middle aged men to call random young women they don’t know “honey”? Just, ew, no.
One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.
with liberty and justice for some
Not all men
just the white men
I’M STEPPING DOWN TO IOP TOMORROW AND I’M GOING BACK TO SCHOOL AND BACK TO MY LIFE SO FUCK YOU ANOREXIA YOU LOSE YET AGAIN, CATCH YOU LATER NEVER
Ooh yay congratulations! You’re so kind, lovely, amazing and so so strong!!!
If I like boxer’s I’m going to wear them
If I like bras I’m going to wear one
If I like both I’m going to wear both
I don’t need to be a boy or a girl
I need to be me
And if that doesn’t fit in YOUR binary than that’s YOUR fucking problem
Because I’m going to say what I want
Wear what I want
And love who I want
Without giving a fuck what you want
I was thinking about this chick earlier who I said I was in love with but now I love that girl over there that is very likely to either belong to my family's enemy or be close with my family's enemy as it is their party I am crashing
I do not like being so young and forced into a relationship with an older man, but oh there's a cute guy more my age over there. And since he's here he must have been invited and is there for a reasonable love match for myself
We should kiss right now at this party
No that is a super dumb idea
*kisses her anyway*
That was dumb of you
We should get married right now
We don't know each other. Shouldn't we wait until at least a little time has passed?
We're married now, so we have to try and make things better between our families.
It seems I have killed your cousin and am now exiled.
Ok so since Romeo fucked up I'm gonna fix this shit by taking a harmless sleeping liquid. He'll come and get me and we can go away together.
*immediately kills himself*
For fucks sake.